bombing:

bathroom hand dryers never really seem to get the job done with air. that’s why mine shoots out actual flames

(via pemsylvania)

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

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oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

image

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atomskdluffy:

stephii-cat:

rose-domino:

"May cause sweating, peeing, and adequate hydration"

ITS A WATERBOTTLE

WANT

(via scalemate-sleuth)